Drunk
So I'm like kinda drunk right now. And I just want to see what I'll write. I want to see how good my typing is when I'm drunk, because I personally think I'm normal and amazing and good at editing, but maybe it really isn't all that great. So when I'm sober I'll read this. I've seen some of my friends type drunk blogs and they're really funny and I always thought "Man, would I make so many spelling errors when I'm drunk too?" I'll admit I am making lots of errors as I type but I recognize them as I'm typing. Anyway, I almost got shot by this hoodlum at a bar tonight. He wanted to be "friends" and I was tryin' to keep it real and tell him that he didn't just wanna be my friend. Anyway, he started to get all heated and angry...I didn't get scared, but I was like..."Dude, you need to calm your ass down." I actually didn't say that. But I fed him some bullshit (truthful bullshit cause I don't lie...honestly, I don't lie I told the truth the hold time...but I just withheld other information). For example, I told him that being friends isn't realistic for me because I never call my friends(which is true) but I didn't tell his ass that I just didn't want to be friends with him cause...I just didn't want to! Is that ok? I mean, he didn't seem like someone who shared interests with me...in fact, I know he was just some dude tryin' to holla and I can't stand that!!! Ugh!!!!!! So whatever. I hung out with my friend Tere all night...for those who wish to know her check out the pretty chick with the curly hair on my top 8...if she kept her real name for her header it should say "Teresa". Anyway we were tryin' to play catchup (wait...did i just type like...food or is that spelled with a "k"). Anyway, so yea people kept interruptin'. Oh well. I wonder if we'll really hang out tomorrow. I like being drunk. I'm always in control though. I've never had a hang over and I've never thrown up....nor do I want to. Ok...I'm done drunk typin' now. I'll never do it again...I just wanted to try it.