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1. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Tate.
2. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Tate from each salad served in first class.
3. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Tate on!
4. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Tate!
5. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Tate.
6. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Tate to reach the earth's core.
7. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Tate.
8. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Tate'.
9. Tate, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
10.Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Tate.
Ew at number 4 and 5.
2. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Tate from each salad served in first class.
3. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Tate on!
4. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Tate!
5. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Tate.
6. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Tate to reach the earth's core.
7. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Tate.
8. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Tate'.
9. Tate, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
10.Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Tate.
Ew at number 4 and 5.