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I defiantly threw chocolate milk into a fat kids face at lunch.
edit: In order to clarify the above statement, the said obese child was pouring packages of salt in my general direction. I kindly warned him that if he were to empty another package of sodium chloride anywhere near me, the half empty carton of chocolate milk I held in my hand would be expelled all over his face and shamrock t-shirt. Needless to say, he didn't heed my warnings. Now he is chocolatey.
edit: In order to clarify the above statement, the said obese child was pouring packages of salt in my general direction. I kindly warned him that if he were to empty another package of sodium chloride anywhere near me, the half empty carton of chocolate milk I held in my hand would be expelled all over his face and shamrock t-shirt. Needless to say, he didn't heed my warnings. Now he is chocolatey.