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lately it has been impossible to boil water. all i want is some rice. or pasta. they seem to be the only foods safe from e.coli, bird flu, mad cow, etc. normal people wouldn't worry about these kinds of things. people that have been around brian dunsmore know that beef causes your brain to melt out of your ears, pork gives you worms, and bird flu is mutating so no one is safe. but that is besides the point. i just want some goddamn rice.

i'm applying for an internship with ikea in west chester, oh. 20 students designing 50 rooms and merchandising 4 model homes. fucking sweet! i have a house to myself, let's hang before i leave.