Well then...
So I was downtown, sitting in a parked car and waiting for the person I was there to pick up. And I'm bored. And I'm people watching - as I do when I'm bored. (Or just any time, really.)
Yeah. So I see this guy walking down the sidewalk toward my car, but on the opposite side of the street. From a distance, I'm all like, "Wow. He's kinda hot." But as he got closer, I realized, "Enh. He's not that great." Except, I mean, his body was totally bangin'. Yeah. I just said that about a dude.
So I'm like, "Well, I don't have to stare at his face while he passes, right?!?!"
So I don't.
And you know what I get for my rational thinking?
Panty lines. FUCKING MAN-PANTY LINES!!!!
Just another reason tighty whities are evil and must be destroyed.
I did laugh, though. I mean, how do you NOT laugh at a dude with panty lines???
Yeah. So I see this guy walking down the sidewalk toward my car, but on the opposite side of the street. From a distance, I'm all like, "Wow. He's kinda hot." But as he got closer, I realized, "Enh. He's not that great." Except, I mean, his body was totally bangin'. Yeah. I just said that about a dude.
So I'm like, "Well, I don't have to stare at his face while he passes, right?!?!"
So I don't.
And you know what I get for my rational thinking?
Panty lines. FUCKING MAN-PANTY LINES!!!!
Just another reason tighty whities are evil and must be destroyed.
I did laugh, though. I mean, how do you NOT laugh at a dude with panty lines???