Saturday Morning TV
So, I was at the gym working out this morning and of the two TVs directly in front of me, I had a choice of watching VH1's Top 20 Countdown or Madeline. Yes, the cartoon. I probably should have gone with Madeline. Instead, I got caught up in VH1.
Here are a couple of things that occurred to me while watching:
1. I've never actually listened to the lyrics to Maroon 5's "Makes Me Wonder". I mean, I hear it ALL THE TIME, but I never catch the lyrics. I...kinda like it.
I wake up with blood-shot eyes
Struggle to memorize
The way it felt between your thighs
Pleasure that made you cry
Feels so good to be bad
Not worth the aftermath, after that
After that
Try to get you back
I still don't have the reason
And you don't have the time
And it really makes me wonder
If I ever gave a fuck about you
Give me something to believe in
Cause I don't believe in you anymore
Anymore
I wonder if it even makes a difference to try
So this is goodbye...
2. Adam Levine is sexy...in a dorky, pale, weird kind of way.
3. He's even sexier in the video for "Makes Me Wonder"...BUT...it's so like, the kind of thing we'll all look back on 5 years from now and go, "WHAT the hell was he thinking? Is he dancing?!? What a dork!"
4. I hate Hinder. I love Hinder.
5. I love Christina Aguilera. I liked her clean, nice pop princess act. I loved her dirrty act. I love how she's got this sexy, old Hollywood glam look now...and yet her lyrics are still a little dirty.
He's a one stop jive, makes my cherry pop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man (oh)
A sweet talkin sugar coated candy man
Whoa, yeah
Well, by now I'm getting all bothered and hot
When he hits my mouth he really hits the spot
He got lips like sugar cane, oh
Good things come for those who wait
(Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine)
Candy man, candy man
(Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine)
Candy man, candy man
(Sweet, sugar, candy man)
He's a one stop, gotcha hot, makin all the panties drop
(Sweet, sugar, candy man)
He's a one stop, got me hot, makin' my *uh* pop
(Sweet, sugar, candy man)
He's a one stop, get it while it's hot, baby don't stop
(Sweet, sugar)
He got those lips like sugar cane
Good things come for ones who wait
He's a one stop jive with a real big *uh*
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man
(Say what) a sweet talkin sugar coated candy man
(Say) a sweet talkin sugar coated candy man, woo
A sweet talkin sugar coated candy man
6. And oh, yeah, I like Rob Thomas way more now that he's not Matchbox 20.
Here are a couple of things that occurred to me while watching:
1. I've never actually listened to the lyrics to Maroon 5's "Makes Me Wonder". I mean, I hear it ALL THE TIME, but I never catch the lyrics. I...kinda like it.
I wake up with blood-shot eyes
Struggle to memorize
The way it felt between your thighs
Pleasure that made you cry
Feels so good to be bad
Not worth the aftermath, after that
After that
Try to get you back
I still don't have the reason
And you don't have the time
And it really makes me wonder
If I ever gave a fuck about you
Give me something to believe in
Cause I don't believe in you anymore
Anymore
I wonder if it even makes a difference to try
So this is goodbye...
2. Adam Levine is sexy...in a dorky, pale, weird kind of way.
3. He's even sexier in the video for "Makes Me Wonder"...BUT...it's so like, the kind of thing we'll all look back on 5 years from now and go, "WHAT the hell was he thinking? Is he dancing?!? What a dork!"
4. I hate Hinder. I love Hinder.
5. I love Christina Aguilera. I liked her clean, nice pop princess act. I loved her dirrty act. I love how she's got this sexy, old Hollywood glam look now...and yet her lyrics are still a little dirty.
He's a one stop jive, makes my cherry pop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man (oh)
A sweet talkin sugar coated candy man
Whoa, yeah
Well, by now I'm getting all bothered and hot
When he hits my mouth he really hits the spot
He got lips like sugar cane, oh
Good things come for those who wait
(Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine)
Candy man, candy man
(Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine)
Candy man, candy man
(Sweet, sugar, candy man)
He's a one stop, gotcha hot, makin all the panties drop
(Sweet, sugar, candy man)
He's a one stop, got me hot, makin' my *uh* pop
(Sweet, sugar, candy man)
He's a one stop, get it while it's hot, baby don't stop
(Sweet, sugar)
He got those lips like sugar cane
Good things come for ones who wait
He's a one stop jive with a real big *uh*
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man
(Say what) a sweet talkin sugar coated candy man
(Say) a sweet talkin sugar coated candy man, woo
A sweet talkin sugar coated candy man
6. And oh, yeah, I like Rob Thomas way more now that he's not Matchbox 20.