Update!

Mar 25, 2005 19:06

well, so far spring break has been great. the beach was great, i'm going one last time tomarrow, hehe i want to abuse it while i can. the last time we went, it was great but around the end, a big storm came. i was still in the water but the life guard signaled me to get out. i REALLY had to pee and i was just about to let it go, but then the guard got pissed and was about to jump into the water. so i got out. on the way back, we got into some nasty traffic. eventually, my bladder was bulging in urine. i couldn't hold it anymore. i made danny pull over and i jumped out into the highway, and into a big bush. i got scared at first, cause i whipped it out and nothing was happening. danny started to honk and it started to rain. i got REAL pissed and screamed back "I THINK I DAMAGED SOMTHING! SHIT!!!" and about after a minute of waiting, it finally came...and it was so good....so good.... it lasted almost 2 minutes, no joke i think i had accidentally swallowed too much sea water... which means alot of whale sperm ::sigh:: well anywho it's out of my system now haha.

i've been doing this whitening system thing for my teeth, they're so much whiter now, hehehehehe hoard of girls here i come! :D

i went to the movies today too, the new regal it was great! awesome theatre...
on the way back...

Me: great movie!
Dad: it was alright...
Rudy: man i love bruce willace
Me: yeah he's still in shape!
Rudy: he should make another die hard.. it shall be called die hard gold!!
Me: idio....

my dad then pulls up to a group of kids, starts honking histerically and screams

Dad: AHHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOO GET OUT OF THE WAY!!! AHHHHH

he then drives away

Me/Rudy: what the fuck was that!!!
Dad: hehehe....

He pulls up to another groupie

Dad: AHHHH GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY AHHHHH WE'RE GOING TO DIE AHHHHH

he then takes off.

Me: wow!! haha what the hell was that ?!

An abulance comes by soon after, and my dad begins to give chase

::beep beep:: Dad: AHHH GET OUT OF THE WAY...

My dad's going to get arrested one of these days... =/
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