I'm in Floribama
So, right now im sitting at my uncle Roberts friends Judy trailor. Make sense? haha. but Me and tim and my mom left yesterday morning at 8:30 and ended up here at 4:30. We went and saw my crazy family last night at roberts condo which he is letting my crazy cousin his brother and dad stay at, along with my parents and gmother. i told them i wanted to be in the oposite side if floribama then Jacob. my little cousin who thinks hes the smartest bitch to ever walk the planet. dont get me wrong, he can be a sweet kid and all, but hes a GENIOUS. and he knows it. i think hes like 11 or 12. i think he has an IQ of 10.0 for real. i dont know. but last time we came up to visit for thanksgiving he started to try and talk to my mom about politics, and she was like im not going to talk to a 10 year old about politics!!!! and last night he was trying to tell me all about pyscology. and i was like um your talking to fast and i dont care enough to understand what your talking about, and he was like you dont understand becase you dont want to, the veins on your hand form an N and that means our going to meet someone thats ame starts with an N nd since the n is upside down in your veins something about them is going to be upside down, them or something about them im not sure i cant tell and i was like Jacob i don care, my point in life is to live it and not listen to a 12 year old telling me how im going to live. and he was like wel, your dumb if thats your point in life, and i just got up and walked away because i kept trying to talk to me about it... WTF SHUTUP!! when i get up and walk away is your cue to quit being a dipshit.
damn.
anywho, im stuck here untill Tuesday morning. stayng at Judys isnt too too bad. the only thing.... she has NO FOOD. like nothing! only whea bread... like two slices, and she only drinks soy milk, craneberry juice, and wine of some sort. she has crackers... but no tuna. luckily i stole 4 oranges from the condo last night.. i ate them... all.. she has bananas and oranges... that about all i can eat tat she has. she foundme some pancake mix to make. the other two onuses she has a huge coush that is so comfortable, a clean shower, a plasmatv, and a nice laptop computer. with wireless internet. but other than that it sucks.i really really would rather work everyday for a week straight than stay here for 3 more days......
SAVE ME!! send me myspace messages, call me!! send me emails (pocketfiction@mail.com)!!!
i'm bored and in hell on earth, kinda.
but the reason i call this Floribama is because we are on the coast of Florida but not technically in florida.... and they decided to wait and tell me that till we got here and i was like... this is so not florida momdre....
hha anywho... bye!