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1) My uncle once: Contracted AIDS and killed himself 15 years later.
2) Never in my life: have i gone skydiving
3) When I was five: i had a crush on my teacher, Miss Shields.
4) High School was: Fun, for the most part.
5) I will never forget: The smell of my uncles decomposing body.
6) I once met: Barbara Walters, well I bumped into her on the street.
7) There's this person I know who: Is so pretentious that I want to rip my head off at throw it at her.
8) Once, at a bar: Seth dared me to make out with the next girl who walked outside, she walked out with her boyfriend and I called her over and explained the dare. We ended up making out for like 5 minutes. Now whenever I see her out we just smile at each other.
9) By noon I'm usually: Cleaning the house
10) Last night: I watched the Queer As Folk finale and then went bowling until 3am.
11) If I only had: a Million Dollars
12) Next time I go to church/temple: I'll be dead.
13) Terri Schiavo: i'm sorry she became a news icon. (Ditto Joy)
14) I like: Beer,Sex,girls,coffee,fish tanks,cats,the ocean
15) When I turn my head left, I see: a window
16) When I turn my head right, I see: my 75 gallon fish tank
17) You know I'm lying when: I tell you that I was lying.
18) In grade school: I was tall for my age.
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Ophelia or Cleopatra, I know, 2 very different characters but I am a gemini, and they both have qualities that I admire or relate to.
20) By this time next year: I'll be 31. EW
21) A better name for me would be: My Fathers Daughter.
22) I have a hard time understanding: Why corn goes in whole and comes out whole?
23) If I ever go back to school I'll: Graduate.
24) You know I like you if: I open up to you completely.
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: Gina Gershon, for being so damn sexy!
26) I hope that: My current relationship lasts and that I will become the best person that I can be.
27) Take my advice: Don't ever fuck up your credit.
28) My ideal breakfast is: Coffee and cigarettes.
29) A song I love, but do not have is: I have pretty much everything that I like and if I don't have it, I'll download it. :)
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: Going whale watching, or going on the Reggae Cruise.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: A track star could accidently run over and stomp on a Tulip which some people might view as a character flaw that could have been caused by a faulty microchip that was planted in their brain?
.
32) Why won't anyone: See me for who I am.
33) If you spend the night at my house: I hope you like animals.
34) I'd stop my wedding for: Technically I can't marry a woman, so therefore there wouldn't be a wedding.
35) The world could do without: George W Bush.
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Eat poo.
37) My favorite blonde is: Gary Busey, HAHAHAHA!
38) Paper clips are more useful than: Info-mercials
40) And by the way: I dislike raisins
41) The last time I was drunk, I: Actually, didn't do anything stupid.
42) My grandmother always: Used proper grammar, and could do the daily crossword puzzle in under 3 minutes.
2) Never in my life: have i gone skydiving
3) When I was five: i had a crush on my teacher, Miss Shields.
4) High School was: Fun, for the most part.
5) I will never forget: The smell of my uncles decomposing body.
6) I once met: Barbara Walters, well I bumped into her on the street.
7) There's this person I know who: Is so pretentious that I want to rip my head off at throw it at her.
8) Once, at a bar: Seth dared me to make out with the next girl who walked outside, she walked out with her boyfriend and I called her over and explained the dare. We ended up making out for like 5 minutes. Now whenever I see her out we just smile at each other.
9) By noon I'm usually: Cleaning the house
10) Last night: I watched the Queer As Folk finale and then went bowling until 3am.
11) If I only had: a Million Dollars
12) Next time I go to church/temple: I'll be dead.
13) Terri Schiavo: i'm sorry she became a news icon. (Ditto Joy)
14) I like: Beer,Sex,girls,coffee,fish tanks,cats,the ocean
15) When I turn my head left, I see: a window
16) When I turn my head right, I see: my 75 gallon fish tank
17) You know I'm lying when: I tell you that I was lying.
18) In grade school: I was tall for my age.
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Ophelia or Cleopatra, I know, 2 very different characters but I am a gemini, and they both have qualities that I admire or relate to.
20) By this time next year: I'll be 31. EW
21) A better name for me would be: My Fathers Daughter.
22) I have a hard time understanding: Why corn goes in whole and comes out whole?
23) If I ever go back to school I'll: Graduate.
24) You know I like you if: I open up to you completely.
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: Gina Gershon, for being so damn sexy!
26) I hope that: My current relationship lasts and that I will become the best person that I can be.
27) Take my advice: Don't ever fuck up your credit.
28) My ideal breakfast is: Coffee and cigarettes.
29) A song I love, but do not have is: I have pretty much everything that I like and if I don't have it, I'll download it. :)
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: Going whale watching, or going on the Reggae Cruise.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: A track star could accidently run over and stomp on a Tulip which some people might view as a character flaw that could have been caused by a faulty microchip that was planted in their brain?
.
32) Why won't anyone: See me for who I am.
33) If you spend the night at my house: I hope you like animals.
34) I'd stop my wedding for: Technically I can't marry a woman, so therefore there wouldn't be a wedding.
35) The world could do without: George W Bush.
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Eat poo.
37) My favorite blonde is: Gary Busey, HAHAHAHA!
38) Paper clips are more useful than: Info-mercials
40) And by the way: I dislike raisins
41) The last time I was drunk, I: Actually, didn't do anything stupid.
42) My grandmother always: Used proper grammar, and could do the daily crossword puzzle in under 3 minutes.