"Your mother sucks cocks in hell!"

Oct 30, 2010 01:53

I can't really stay up too late tonight. I have to get up early to go see my girlfriend, Linda Blair (who you may know from The Exorcist). Oh, and other people too I guess.

I have to admit, I had to think about this one a bit. Very seldom do I feel "guilty" for liking a game. If I like a game, I like it and that's that. But if it's a game that I KNOW is pretty bad but still enjoy, I guess I could consider that a guilty pleasure...



CALLING - WII - 2010

Calling, also known as WHO WAS PHONE?: The Video Game, is basically a poor man's Fatal Frame only instead of a camera you are armed with a cell phone. Hey, it was either going to be this or Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak for the GBA. X-Blades is a potential guilty pleasure game too, but I haven't gotten around to starting that yet. Anyway, back to Calling. For some reason it has become my duty to purchase every survival horror game available on the Wii. I even got The Grudge game, but that's not a guilty pleasure. That's just a piece of shit. Calling's gameplay is basically a less shitty version of The Grudge game: you wander around and ghosts pop out to give you a scare. They can also call your cell phone and it actually comes from the Wii remote speaker, which is a nice touch.

Calling probably isn't what one would consider a good game. The controls can be a little off (but again, compared to The Grudge game, this shit is Game of the Year material), the voice acting is horrible, and it's easy to get lost and not really know where to go. But for reasons I can't explain I actually enjoy Calling. I'm a sucker for survival horror games but I have a feeling even most survival horror fans would write this game off. It probably wasn't worth the $30 I spent on it (oh, who am I kidding? It definitely wasn't worth the $30 I spent on it!) but, who cares, I like it. It's a great game to play with a group of friends to get in some cheap scares and laughs. I haven't even beat it yet--I left off somewhere in the second world (I think) trying to avoid getting raped by an overweight little girl ghost and her two buddies.

YOU FOUND MY PHONE. I'M COMING TO GET IT BACK... OKAAAAAAAY?!

Day 1 - Very first video game.
Day 2 - Your favorite character.
Day 3 - A game that is underrated.
Day 4 - Your guilty pleasure game.
Day 5 - Game character you feel you are most like (or wish you were).
Day 6 - Most annoying character.
Day 7 - Favorite game couple.
Day 8 - Best soundtrack.
Day 9 - Saddest game scene.
Day 10 - Best gameplay.
Day 11 - Gaming system of choice.
Day 12 - A game everyone should play.
Day 13 - A game you’ve played more than five times.
Day 14 - Current (or most recent) gaming wallpaper.
Day 15 - Post a screenshot from the game you're playing right now.
Day 16 - Game with the best cut scenes.
Day 17 - Favorite antagonist.
Day 18 - Favorite protagonist.
Day 19 - Picture of a game setting you wish you lived in.
Day 20 - Favorite genre.
Day 21 - Game with the best story.
Day 22 - A game sequel which disappointed you.
Day 23 - Game you think had the best graphics or art style.
Day 24 - Favorite classic game.
Day 25 - A game you plan on playing.
Day 26 - Best voice acting.
Day 27 - Most epic scene ever.
Day 28 - Favorite game developer.
Day 29 - A game you thought you wouldn't like, but ended up loving.
Day 30 - Your favorite game of all time.

In other news, a mother killed her three month old child over a game of Farmville. Man, don't you just love people?
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