I'm bored
In the city recently I have had a few "FUNNY MOMENTS". They're probably not funny to anyone else, but I'm bored :(
me: *picks up sandwich from fridge in store*
me: *puts it on the counter and gets his money ready*
girl@counter: I DROPPED IT. Can you get another one?!
me: DO I GET A DISCOUNT!?
girl@counter: hehe! ^^
When I was walking to class this guy stopped me to try and sell me somethin' or somethin'.
salesguy: Hello, do you like to eat at Subway?
me: wha?
salesguy: do you like to eat at Subway?
me: Yea!
salesguy: would you like to eat for free?!
me: prolly not...
salesguy: what?
me: nothin.
salesguy: you don't have to sign up for anything!~
me: *blank stare*
salesguy: let me show you the VIP card..
me [interrupting!]: I won't waste your time, I'm in a rush really.
salesguy: Ok buddy :(
me: seeya!
Later at the gamingcenter...
me: *walks up to counter*
guy@desk: hello
me: Hi! Can I get an hour plz?
guy@desk: sure, what's your username again?
me: prolapse...
me [whispering]: actually can I change my username? Prolapse means something bad and I didn't know...
guy@desk: lol ok
me: can you change it to "coca" as in "coca-cola"?
guy@desk: *types away*
guy@desk: that'll take another 6 months for me to remember it now!!
Last one is embarrassing :(
me: *runs up a MASSIVE hill, is late for a lecture*
me: *doesn't know where the room is exactly, wanders around*
me: *finds the lecture room, strolls in...*
me: *tries to close the door behind him, but finds it is closing itself slowly*
me: *goes to find a seat, there are 50 people in the room and everyone is quiet*
[SUDDENLY THE DOOR SLAMS.]
me: *WTF!>>23o2i*
lecturer: that was interesting, could you do that again?
me: SORRY!
everyone else: LOL!!!!!!!!
That's all. How interesting.
me: *picks up sandwich from fridge in store*
me: *puts it on the counter and gets his money ready*
girl@counter: I DROPPED IT. Can you get another one?!
me: DO I GET A DISCOUNT!?
girl@counter: hehe! ^^
When I was walking to class this guy stopped me to try and sell me somethin' or somethin'.
salesguy: Hello, do you like to eat at Subway?
me: wha?
salesguy: do you like to eat at Subway?
me: Yea!
salesguy: would you like to eat for free?!
me: prolly not...
salesguy: what?
me: nothin.
salesguy: you don't have to sign up for anything!~
me: *blank stare*
salesguy: let me show you the VIP card..
me [interrupting!]: I won't waste your time, I'm in a rush really.
salesguy: Ok buddy :(
me: seeya!
Later at the gamingcenter...
me: *walks up to counter*
guy@desk: hello
me: Hi! Can I get an hour plz?
guy@desk: sure, what's your username again?
me: prolapse...
me [whispering]: actually can I change my username? Prolapse means something bad and I didn't know...
guy@desk: lol ok
me: can you change it to "coca" as in "coca-cola"?
guy@desk: *types away*
guy@desk: that'll take another 6 months for me to remember it now!!
Last one is embarrassing :(
me: *runs up a MASSIVE hill, is late for a lecture*
me: *doesn't know where the room is exactly, wanders around*
me: *finds the lecture room, strolls in...*
me: *tries to close the door behind him, but finds it is closing itself slowly*
me: *goes to find a seat, there are 50 people in the room and everyone is quiet*
[SUDDENLY THE DOOR SLAMS.]
me: *WTF!>>23o2i*
lecturer: that was interesting, could you do that again?
me: SORRY!
everyone else: LOL!!!!!!!!
That's all. How interesting.