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It started out with someone mentioning Canadian history
lol @ canadian history
1932 - SHEEP STOLEN
1954 - SHEEP RETURNED
lol @ coca
1832 - MAPLE SYRUP PROFIT ROCKETS
2050 - Dwoppers becomes President
2051 - DWOPPERS ASSASSINATED BY COCA FROM THE GRASSY KNOLL
2052 - DWOPPERS ASSASSINATION EVOLVES INTO CONSPIRACY THEORY
2053 - Laws of physics changed to allow the bullet to possibly hit everyone in the car
2054 - time and space ends
2055 - dwop is still around
2056 - dwop's fat encompasses known universe and all planes of existence
2185 - POSSIBILITY OF LIFE ON DWOPPERS
2058 - Dwop loses weight but finds it again under a fold of fat
2022 - dwop implants his seed in all human women, then sends them to colonize the first worlds in space. the following year, after a successful amount of his offspring are thriving, dwop commits genocide of the entire human race not comprised of at least some of his own DNA, and clones himself to rebuild earth's population.
PLOT TOOK IT TOO FAR.
lol @ canadian history
1932 - SHEEP STOLEN
1954 - SHEEP RETURNED
lol @ coca
1832 - MAPLE SYRUP PROFIT ROCKETS
2050 - Dwoppers becomes President
2051 - DWOPPERS ASSASSINATED BY COCA FROM THE GRASSY KNOLL
2052 - DWOPPERS ASSASSINATION EVOLVES INTO CONSPIRACY THEORY
2053 - Laws of physics changed to allow the bullet to possibly hit everyone in the car
2054 - time and space ends
2055 - dwop is still around
2056 - dwop's fat encompasses known universe and all planes of existence
2185 - POSSIBILITY OF LIFE ON DWOPPERS
2058 - Dwop loses weight but finds it again under a fold of fat
2022 - dwop implants his seed in all human women, then sends them to colonize the first worlds in space. the following year, after a successful amount of his offspring are thriving, dwop commits genocide of the entire human race not comprised of at least some of his own DNA, and clones himself to rebuild earth's population.
PLOT TOOK IT TOO FAR.