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Jan 07, 2006 06:50

So the goal to lose weight in 2006 (yeahhhhhhhh, I know it's lame, and probably sizist and self-hating and alla that but consider 1: it's a drag to buy new pants and t-shirts and 2: it's also a drag to run out of breath during sex) would probably go a lot better if I stopped fucking eating at Taco Bell. Taco Bell would also be a lot better if they ( Read more... )

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paradox528 January 8 2006, 03:13:14 UTC
There is only one answer: more sex. Sex is a cardiovasicular and strength training exercise. Daily for 20 minutes, you can't go wrong.

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Daily sex?!?!?! mairzybzeider January 8 2006, 09:25:10 UTC
I am one) so unbelievably and entirely psyked for that and two) have no clue as to with whom this would happen for you since I'm in sucky ass Chehalis all the time. My news years resolution is oddly enough the exact same as last year.

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Re: Daily sex?!?!?! __christopher January 8 2006, 14:00:40 UTC
Well, I think we need to make some arrangements and adjustments. Like you spending less time in Chehalis, for starters.

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Re: Daily sex?!?!?! paradox528 January 9 2006, 12:08:05 UTC
Maybe you need to spend more time in Chehalis. If it's a suitable place for daily sex.

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Chehalis: Where men are man, and sheep are scared paradox528 January 9 2006, 14:37:42 UTC
I'm sex happens all the time in Chehalis, what with all the pregnant 15 and 16 year olds, but it's just kind of ickey for those of us who don't have webbed toes.

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Chehalis: Where men are man, and sheep are scared mairzybzeider January 9 2006, 14:38:13 UTC
I'm sex happens all the time in Chehalis, what with all the pregnant 15 and 16 year olds, but it's just kind of ickey for those of us who don't have webbed toes.

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Re: Chehalis: Where men are man, and sheep are scared paradox528 January 9 2006, 15:36:01 UTC
So, to amend things, have daily 20 minute very very safe sex.

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