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Dear Me,
Next time you want crash a wedding, at the very least, remember to turrn your headlights off. This will save you the complete agony of having to ask other guests to give you a jump while you're trying to make a clean and inconspicuous getaway.
It will probably make it less obvious that you're there to the person whose wedding you're crashing. This is key, so drama doesn't ensue and so you don't get beat up, and burnt by cigarettes.
Get your act together.
From,
Me