8am Friday Morning
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In August I pushed steveo77 in the mud (-17 points). Last month I set pimpettenikki7's puppy on fire (-66 points). In September I bought porn for bigregis (10 points). In May I caught a purse-snatcher who stole fitzymcfatty's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-119 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
__c0lorblind