really sickening.... in two ways.
This entry is all about Josh because, as you will find out if you decide to read it, Josh threatens to break up with me if I don't do the things he wants me to do.
Usually, when he says this, I say, "FINE!!! do it! That would make me happpy," or something of the sort, but it's not important and I don't know why I'm doing this for him. He does NOT deserve it, that ho.
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My pastimes include:
being mean to josh
not caring about josh
being a horrible girlfriend
never getting josh presents
never keeping plans i make
never ever calling josh
being sassy to josh
being whiney to josh
complaining to/about josh
telling josh i hate him
hating josh
I also enjoy:
loving josh forever and ever
caring wayyy too much about josh
being the best girlfriend ever
letting josh make out with other girls
trying to figure out what to buy josh because nothing is good enough for him
trying to make josh mixtapes but horribly failing and remaking them forever until they are perfect
compulsively txting and sometimes calling josh
telling josh i love him
loving josh (just kidding)
ok, fine. loving josh
josh likes putting his pulled teeth near his genitalia....
"The Starting Line are okay. Brand New is pretty good. I like Coheed and Cambria. Andrew W.K. is good...... Motion City Soundtrack, good. Crime in Stereo, decent. Underoath, they're Decent. Moneen is pretty good. I like Minus the Bear, they're pretty good." -Classic literary works by Joshhh
Now I'm going to write letters to Josh.
Dear Josh,
Hi. How are you? I am fine. What is your favorite color? I don't have a favorite color because I like them all! I want a pen pal, so please write back.
From, Ashley
OK. I wrote him a stupid letter. Now I need to write a better stupid letter.
Dear Josh,
I hate your guts. Never ever talk to me ever again because you are mean and stupid and not really cool.
Hate, Ashley.
Also...
Dear Josh,
I like you. Do you like me? Circle one:
Yes/No.
If you circle yes, we can trade fruitsnacks during recess and share juice boxes and I'll be your best friend for ever and ever.
If you circle no, I'm telling!
Love, Like, Your Secret Admirerer
Alright, so now that we have clarified that I am both mean and sweet to Josh...
Did I ever mention that on a daily basis he tells me that he is going to break up with me?
It's really cute.
NOT!
It's horrible and mean and bad and mal and not fun and I hate it.
[satire alert alert alerrrt... this is xanga:]
Also, Josh and I should learn how to spend time together being normal and not liek ommigggaewwwwd lets makeout man how cute im so cool cuz i got these hickies mannnn... Why are they called hickies? Is that what hicks do? hmmm, I should know 'cuz I've made out with lots of hicks ever since I realized Josh couldn't fulfill my inner desires of wanting to sex hicks. That was a lie. Josh probablly could fill those desires if he really wanted to cuz i think he'd look kinda hot after some hard labor on the farm tending to the cows.
I was threatened to write this... I sweaaar. well, not about the hicks, I did that by my own free will.
Usually, when he says this, I say, "FINE!!! do it! That would make me happpy," or something of the sort, but it's not important and I don't know why I'm doing this for him. He does NOT deserve it, that ho.
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My pastimes include:
being mean to josh
not caring about josh
being a horrible girlfriend
never getting josh presents
never keeping plans i make
never ever calling josh
being sassy to josh
being whiney to josh
complaining to/about josh
telling josh i hate him
hating josh
I also enjoy:
loving josh forever and ever
caring wayyy too much about josh
being the best girlfriend ever
letting josh make out with other girls
trying to figure out what to buy josh because nothing is good enough for him
trying to make josh mixtapes but horribly failing and remaking them forever until they are perfect
compulsively txting and sometimes calling josh
telling josh i love him
loving josh (just kidding)
ok, fine. loving josh
josh likes putting his pulled teeth near his genitalia....
"The Starting Line are okay. Brand New is pretty good. I like Coheed and Cambria. Andrew W.K. is good...... Motion City Soundtrack, good. Crime in Stereo, decent. Underoath, they're Decent. Moneen is pretty good. I like Minus the Bear, they're pretty good." -Classic literary works by Joshhh
Now I'm going to write letters to Josh.
Dear Josh,
Hi. How are you? I am fine. What is your favorite color? I don't have a favorite color because I like them all! I want a pen pal, so please write back.
From, Ashley
OK. I wrote him a stupid letter. Now I need to write a better stupid letter.
Dear Josh,
I hate your guts. Never ever talk to me ever again because you are mean and stupid and not really cool.
Hate, Ashley.
Also...
Dear Josh,
I like you. Do you like me? Circle one:
Yes/No.
If you circle yes, we can trade fruitsnacks during recess and share juice boxes and I'll be your best friend for ever and ever.
If you circle no, I'm telling!
Love, Like, Your Secret Admirerer
Alright, so now that we have clarified that I am both mean and sweet to Josh...
Did I ever mention that on a daily basis he tells me that he is going to break up with me?
It's really cute.
NOT!
It's horrible and mean and bad and mal and not fun and I hate it.
[satire alert alert alerrrt... this is xanga:]
Also, Josh and I should learn how to spend time together being normal and not liek ommigggaewwwwd lets makeout man how cute im so cool cuz i got these hickies mannnn... Why are they called hickies? Is that what hicks do? hmmm, I should know 'cuz I've made out with lots of hicks ever since I realized Josh couldn't fulfill my inner desires of wanting to sex hicks. That was a lie. Josh probablly could fill those desires if he really wanted to cuz i think he'd look kinda hot after some hard labor on the farm tending to the cows.
I was threatened to write this... I sweaaar. well, not about the hicks, I did that by my own free will.