This is my update. Deal.

[__brandon]

My mom still reminds me to change my underwear.

And I'm like "What is this, lady? I put on clean briefs e'ery day."

Then she said that I come down a long line of lazy underwear changers.

Comments

[_vinnie]

ahahaha i love your mom :\

[__brandon]

She loves you too, even if she can never remember your name.

[_vinnie]

Yeah she swears my name is Carlos. Do I look like a Carlos? No.

[__brandon]

You look like a monkey.

[_vinnie]

"you don't want your mom smelling like a french whore."

"uh noo.. that would be my sister"

-- i thought that quote was relevant to you.

How's Travis?

[__brandon]

God get out of here.

Travis is in turmoil.

[_vinnie]

GTFO ---->

Why?

[__brandon]

GTFI.

Dumped.

[_vinnie]

GTFI? Stop coming on to me in comments.

Aww, that chick was pretty hot too. Way hotter than Rachel. Psh.

[__brandon]

-Comes on you.-

What. Are you blind?

[_vinnie]

....

No I am not blind. I am honest. And Travis was one lucky guy. What happened? Did she decide your dad was a better catch?

[__brandon]

LMFAO I swear there was a to in there!!!

She seriously was all over my dad that one time. What a slut.

[_vinnie]

Yeah okay.

I remember this one time I was over there and she was all bending over and shit infront of him. It was kinda funny, it would have been funnier if she were wearing underwear.. but...

[__brandon]

You really don't believe me.

Oh what the hell. She.. never came onto me. Ever.

[_vinnie]

No i don't and neither does your hardon.

AHAHA wait.. she did, didn't she?

[__brandon]

I'm taking down this bff icon now. >O

Nope.