Dec 20, 2004 01:29
So I have been told that my last post locked off any comments from you suckers. Ha! Take that! No really it was an accident that I fixed a few seconds ago, sorry about that. I didn't realize how much my stalker friends really cared about me, that they would come in person to tell me how sorry they were they couldn't be sarcastic and cruel because of some mistake... geez. Anyway. So the two sorts of comments I get as I talk to myself are that first, I am a spaz, and second, that I am wrong. Then of course there was the pop comment about some dude who wanted me to call him up at a hotel, but hey tw'ich his own. ;)
So there I was. And then I found a dollar. Geez that took a bit of mental energy to get that comment out of my system. Actually at present I just feel I am giving Joe ammo to comment on, but I don't care. Good for humility that, wot wot. Stiff upper lip now, dontcha know. About now I have a craving to explain some theological matter to the world at large, esspessially one I know nothing about and so can apply my own thoughts to and therefore make it a heresy and mortal sin to preach publicly, but then I will be forgiven because I was ignorant of the fact that it was a heresy. Come to think of it now I don't need to say anything because there was most likely something majorly wrong with that statement on the church's policies of both forgiveness and heresy. Yeah now I feel bad already, way to go Joe. And no I don't mean you.
The only problem with stalkers is that you don't know how many you are writing for. Such as I could be writing this for Ann and Joe to make snide comments about, (which they would then only say in person because no one but Joe bothers to post a reply on my posts), or I could be writing for Liz and for the life of me whats his name... twitch... ah yes Josh. Geez, some people's minds these days. I tell you. (Actually I was going to teal you, whatever that means, but then I fixed it before posting it. So if you wake up on the morrow being tealed at least I can say I warned you.) Whatever.
So Mark and I and Greg like disscussed stuff, over tea and such... in his darkest corners of his cellar. Sellher. sounds weird. nevermind. Anyway so (well hey first of all you weren't invited to read this so stop complaining. Shut up and write your sarcastic same-old-same-old post. Geez.) as I was saying, it was a good talk. first we talked with Fr.ed or Fred as he is not yet know but soon will be, and that was all cool. You know what? I bet I could make some sort of comment about Joe write now, and he can just shut up and listen because he doesn't have control of this keyboard right now. Ha. so there. So anyway this big guy named JOE came and just sat right next to me with his arm around me telling me details about my LJ that I had forgotten, while I was talking woth someone and pretending to be listening to the evening's cordinators give their shpeil or however one spells that thing they do. Ha! So there! Take that! (wait a second, I forgot to insert my mean remark) So JOE! That was kinda rude! Watch it fella, or I will discredit your name in all the papers! There. Now I can sleep well knowing that I shall recieve a sound verbal tonguelashing on tuesday or sooner. Oh well. It's not really like he knows if I have the power to destroy his name or not. My guess is he will gloat a bit, and then when I have his father arrested for playing a polka on the accordian with young children present I will have sufficent leverage to bring him to his knees in a desperate bid to save his families name! Ha!
I really hope no one is still reading this because man. You have got to get a life. I am a stalker and I don't read posts as long as this. It's like... stupid. And I may have a tad of ADD, but leave my family out of this! Alright buster, I'm not finished with you, but I am nodding off at the keybored so you shall be spared the sharp tongue of my rapier wit. Oh and Marys a stalker too. Mary! Go to bed! Stop reading this! Oh wait, she's shuting down her computer and going to bed. I should too. This is Joe Nitkiewicz, signing off. Have a great christmas folks!
Yeah you knew it was me the whole time. shut up and post a reply, stalker.
I bet Brad is a stalker to. Which reminds me, I want to see him kick his car so I can comment on a "bradley, fighting veichle". Or something.
Yeah bye now.