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I'm Patti!
Seventh-grader Patti Mayonnaise is amazing. She's sensitive, she's a gifted gourmet, she can hit the long ball on the softball field and she has a Southern accent that could melt butter--not to mention Doug's heart. Is there anything Patti can't do? Well, she doesn't like to lose and she has pretty high standards. But Patti is one of the people who make Doug's life worth living. They're close friends--not as close as Doug would like, but that's ok, for now. (Bio borrowed from Bluffington)
Which of Nickelodeon's Doug characters are you?
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.
In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.
You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage.
In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Your World View
You tend to be an unhappy person.
You tend to feel guilty about your own emotions.
And generally, you lack confidence in your opinions.
You know the so-called facts of life, but not to enjoy life itself.
You are not a realist, and you are inclined to be stubborn.
You don't hold a very high opinion of the opposite sex.
What Is Your World View?
What Your Sleeping Position Says
You have a passion for everything - including sleeping.
Outgoing and brash, you tend to still shock those who know you well.
You tend to be selfish. You are the most likely type to hog the covers.
You gravitate toward comfort and don't like extreme situations.
What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?
You're a LiveJournal Crackhead!
No need to smoke rock, you've got an addiction that gives you enough of a buzz.
Sure you live and die for LiveJournal, but unless your 300lbs, you should really see the sunlight once and a while.
Besides, aren't all the cyber affairs with your friends list getting a little old?
Are You Addicted to LiveJournal?
Slow and Steady
Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy.
They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder.
It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment.
They expect you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then usually decide against it.
How Do People See You?
How You Life Your Life
You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside.
You tend to avoid confrontation and stay away from sticky situations.
You prefer a variety of friends and tend to change friends quickly.
You tend to always dream of things within reach - and you usually get them.
How Do You Live Your Life?