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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In September I committed genocide... Sorry about that, in_the_wake_of_ (-5000 points). Last Thursday I put money in kitty_wench's expired parking meter (14 points). In November I punched clofmichelles in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5010 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
__beerfairy__