funny little things...
I love the amount of fun I have at my job! I can bullshit forever and not be bored.
Today I met one of the funniest kids on the planet. I hope this little girl grows up to be a world famous comedian, because she was hilarious and had the best personality ever. Ivana and I went to go get our tan on, and there were little Girl Scouts selling their cookies. We bought their delicious cookies, and went across the plaza to get lunch... What do we see there? More little Girl Scouts, selling their crack-laced (because they are very addicting) cookies. This one girl looked so nerdy and goofy, and gave me this huge ass smile, that I just HAD to get another box. I buy one, and her little friend busts out with jokes. Her first one was to tell me they were out of the ones I asked for, and her punch line was, "I'm just playin'!!", then she's talking some other funny shit, and then she said something that just killed me. I tell her, "Good luck selling cookies!", and she comes back with, "Thanks! Have a great day, and don't forget to PARTY LIKE YOU'RE CRAZY!!!". I died of laughter right on the spot. If I ever have children, I hope they act like her.
Today I met one of the funniest kids on the planet. I hope this little girl grows up to be a world famous comedian, because she was hilarious and had the best personality ever. Ivana and I went to go get our tan on, and there were little Girl Scouts selling their cookies. We bought their delicious cookies, and went across the plaza to get lunch... What do we see there? More little Girl Scouts, selling their crack-laced (because they are very addicting) cookies. This one girl looked so nerdy and goofy, and gave me this huge ass smile, that I just HAD to get another box. I buy one, and her little friend busts out with jokes. Her first one was to tell me they were out of the ones I asked for, and her punch line was, "I'm just playin'!!", then she's talking some other funny shit, and then she said something that just killed me. I tell her, "Good luck selling cookies!", and she comes back with, "Thanks! Have a great day, and don't forget to PARTY LIKE YOU'RE CRAZY!!!". I died of laughter right on the spot. If I ever have children, I hope they act like her.