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For those who don't know, I sleep on the shittiest excuse for a bed. EVER. No bullshit. It's a crap ass mattress on the floor. My sheets are the most amazing thing ever, yet they get wasted on this crap I have to sleep on, also known as a bed. It makes my back hurt daily, and I'm never able to get comfortable.
So when I woke up this morning, I went to Mattress Firm and bought a new bed. The guy there heard me talk on the phone and was like, "Russian!" and I said, "No, Yugoslavian". Then in German he asked if I spoke German, so I replied back in German and said I knew it well. He was very impressed. What can I say? I'm just one multi-lingual bastard. In other news, the bed and this protection for the bed I got all came to $550, and I went in only wanting to spend $350. Jesus fucking Christ, I don't know what I was thinking. But hey, I am so much happier knowing I no longer will be waking up with a back ache.
Also, year after year I am reminded just how much I hate the holidays. Today was a fucking clusterfuck and a half at work.
So when I woke up this morning, I went to Mattress Firm and bought a new bed. The guy there heard me talk on the phone and was like, "Russian!" and I said, "No, Yugoslavian". Then in German he asked if I spoke German, so I replied back in German and said I knew it well. He was very impressed. What can I say? I'm just one multi-lingual bastard. In other news, the bed and this protection for the bed I got all came to $550, and I went in only wanting to spend $350. Jesus fucking Christ, I don't know what I was thinking. But hey, I am so much happier knowing I no longer will be waking up with a back ache.
Also, year after year I am reminded just how much I hate the holidays. Today was a fucking clusterfuck and a half at work.