Jun 06, 2006 12:25
Objective: An indepth introspective scan to transfer/delete selected personality traits and reconfigure bystander's adjective use to fit wanted observative data analysis
"Danny, isn't this dangerous? I mean, people develop like, multiple personalities and become schizo from doing this."
"No it's fine, don't worry. I do this every now and then. It's just like a routine check-up for me. It's fine."
Procedure: Sever frontal lobe [cerebrum]. Analyze damage percentage regarding emotional upsetting considering the following attribute(s): anxiety. Note attribute triggers if present, otherwise mark n/a. Reattach front lobe. Sever mid-center lobe [cerebellum] Slow reacting reflexes in response to attributes mentioned in first step. Reattach mid-center lobe. Delete selected memories in accordance to patient's wish, previously marked on patient's information. Take hand, and smack patient until eyelashes bend, thus insuring a "reality slap".
Objective complete.