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Jun 13, 2005 14:53

ATTENTION:
THIS IS WHAT I AM DOING FOR MY BIRTHDAY:

SATURDAY AT MY POOL I'M GONNA HAVE A POOL PARTY.
IF YOU WANT TO GO YOU NEED TO EITHER CALL ME OR TELL ME ON HERE.
954-242-6499.

IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME & MISSES ME OR SOMETHING,
LET THEM KNOW ABOUT MY POOL PARTY AND ASK ME IF THEY CAN COME.
I'M TRYING TO KEEP THE DRAMA LEVEL AT A MINIMUM, SO IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ANY OF MY FRIENDS, TAKE IT UP WITH ME HERE AND WE'LL WORK SOMETHING OUT.

IF, AND I MEAN THIS, ANYONE STARTS A FUCKING RIOT, PISSES ME OFF IN THE SLIGHTEST BIT, OR PISSES OFF ANY OF MY FRIENDS OR MY MOTHER, YOU WILL BE KICKED THE FUCK OUT.
IF YOU WANNA BRING YOUR OWN BEER, BRING IT IN CANS.
I DON'T WANT TO VIOLATE SOME STUPID CODE IN MY COMMUNITY, SO WE'RE DRINKING OUT OF CANS.
DON'T LIKE IT? DON'T DRINK.

WEAR A BATHING SUIT, BECAUSE YOU WILL GET WET.
IF YOU WANNA BRING POOL STUFF LIKE FLOATING DEVICES N SHIT, YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME.

FOR DIRECTIONS,
CALL ME. I'M TOO LAZY TO TYPE THEM ON HERE.

IT IS MY 18TH BIRTHDAY THIS WEEKEND,
AND IF ANYONE, SO HELP ME GOD, RUINS IT FOR ME, I WILL NEVER FUCKING FORGIVE YOU.

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