2 people i work w/were supposed to have sex in a car tonight after work. so me and another co-worker hid in an adjacent parking lot and spied on them while burning inscents we bought from a homosexual named david who works at the mobile on the run on recker and brown who prides himself on his 'modern art' that is actually really shitty. we then drove across the street to find a better hide-out but when we looked back they were gone. my co-worker knew where the girl lived but she wasn't there. so we went to sonic and burnt more inscents. and the kid that brought me my cherry coke went to alex's no-don-parties last year and he had previously hooked me up w/ a jumbo popcorn chicken when i payed for a small one. i paid for my drink w/ a 5 and my co-worker was all "keep the change." then i said "fuck you it's my money." then i decided to just take $2 of my change because i'm going to the bank tomorrow. then he was all "burning inscents, huh?" and i was all "ya dude." in an obvious attempt to be cool and shit but he knows me better and knows that i am in fact not cool because in at the don parties on the following morning he saw me running around in my underwear and saw my tiny tiny tiny dick. we then drove back to the parking lot adjacent to dairy queens and we burnt like 20 inscent candle things and she burnt a hole in her pants. she called later and said that a kid napoleon (black kid who was supposed to have sex) talks to said that nothing happened. which is good because i may have another chance to catch him. and the girl he's supposed to fuck is fat and she has the biggest boobies i've ever seen so it's funny.
about a week a go i got some new shoes...
about 2 days ago i got kid a. which i really like alot.
matt from beyond analog heard a shitty recording of max and myself and liked it and he's going to work w/us a little so that's tight.
tomorrow i'm getting an iriver.