is it that hard?
So ladies, OH ladies, I don't get it, I just don't understand, how hard is it really to use a toilet?
Is it that serious that you are so germ-feared that you are unable to plant your bottom on top the toilet seat?
Are you leaving me some sort of yellow shower of performance art that you think is going to forward my everyday thought process?
How long does it take to just grab a toilet seat cover or when you are finished doing your business to wipe off the unbelievable amount of pee that you have so delicately left?
Are you trying to go back to your animalistic patterns and claim territory over this previously discovered ceramic thrown?
I think not.
Seriously women...this does not brighten my day nor make it any more pleasant! If anything, QUITE THE OPPOSITE!!!
So to the ladies out there who are unable to pop a squat in the correct fashion, take a moment...clean your seat and make ALL of our lives that much more enjoyable.
Is it that serious that you are so germ-feared that you are unable to plant your bottom on top the toilet seat?
Are you leaving me some sort of yellow shower of performance art that you think is going to forward my everyday thought process?
How long does it take to just grab a toilet seat cover or when you are finished doing your business to wipe off the unbelievable amount of pee that you have so delicately left?
Are you trying to go back to your animalistic patterns and claim territory over this previously discovered ceramic thrown?
I think not.
Seriously women...this does not brighten my day nor make it any more pleasant! If anything, QUITE THE OPPOSITE!!!
So to the ladies out there who are unable to pop a squat in the correct fashion, take a moment...clean your seat and make ALL of our lives that much more enjoyable.