best aim conversation in a very long time.

Nov 22, 2004 16:21

if cannablism was the last option, everyone would eat drew [including drew].

with kid gloves: so i dont know if chelsey already asked you, but we were discussing canablism at dinner last night, and we posed a scenerio on each other. suppose you, me, chelsey, drew, matty, and jeff were all stranded on life boat for months and months, all options for any food have been extinguished... would you eat one of us?

Fuhrab78: yes

with kid gloves: who?

Fuhrab78: Well, I figure... we'd have to kill drew first because he would have the most meat

Fuhrab78: if we waited to eat him, he'd be ONLY bone

Fuhrab78: and that's not nutritous

Fuhrab78: nutritious

with kid gloves: yeah, i said drew or jeff...

Fuhrab78: plus i'm not that worried about my reputation when I got back to land

with kid gloves: drew even said himself.

Fuhrab78: it just makes sense

Fuhrab78: you gotta eat the skinny ones first...cuz they aren't gonna get any fatter

with kid gloves: well yeah, i was looking at it as a try to save as many people in the group as possible, if drew was in the middle of the ocean in a little life boat he would probably be the least likely to survive, whether he freeze to death or what have you, so i would off him first.

Fuhrab78: well... I think after Drew, I'd have to off Chels.

Fuhrab78: Seriously...

Fuhrab78: because she would do two things: bitch about being hungry and sleep

Fuhrab78: and quite frankly, I don't want people bitching

with kid gloves: then drew and jeff would have to go too.

Fuhrab78: then again if we all just killed ourselves...think Jim Jones...then we wouldn't have to worry about anything at all

with kid gloves: yeah jeff said he would sacrifice himself.
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