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Sooo idk if I said this, but I had to break up with my boyfriend due to usage problems. So I broke it off. But, good news, I met a total babe who's funny and apparently wants to take me out to 'pizza and make out.' Ha. So we're supposed to go out some night and hit up some meetings together. I'm excited for that. It's funny, he asked me out as soon as he found out I was single. Makes me feel good, apparently, I'm still a hotty totty. :D He's in recovery as well, with a good amount of clean time, even got a tattoo dedicated to it. Isn't that cute? Ugh, hes a babe. If he were a president, he'd be Babeorham Lincoln. If he were a constellation, he'd be Babeorah Majorah. so yeah. I just wanted to say that.

-insert running man-

-insert cabbage patch-

shazam!