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Oct 17, 2004 23:30

Bush)

This land is your land
This land is my land
I'm a Texas tiger
You're a liberal wiener
I'm a great crusader
You're Herman Munster
This land will surely vote for me
(Kerry)

This land is your land
This land my land
I'm an intellectual
You're a stupid dumb-ass
I'm a purple heart winner
And yes, it's true I won it thrice
This land will surely vote for me
(Bush)

You have more waffles
Than a house of pancakes
You offer flip-flops
I offer tax breaks
You're a UN Pussy
And yes, it's true that I kick ass! HAH!
This land will surely vote for me
(Kerry)

You can't say nuclear
That really scares me
Sometimes a brain can
Come in quite handy
But it's not gonna help you
Because I won three purple hearts
This land will surely vote for me
(Bush)

You're a liberal sissy
(Kerry)

You're a right-wing nut-job
(Bush)

You're a pinko commie
(Kerry)

You're dumb as a doorknob
(Bush)

Hey, you got that Botox
(Kerry)

But I still won three purple hearts
(Both)

This land will surely vote for me
(Native American)

This land was my land
(Chorus of Voices)

But now it's our land
(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

From California
(Bill Clinton)

To the New York I-*Slap* hey, what'd I do?
(Kerry)

From liberal wieners
(Bush)

To right-wing nut-jobs
(Both)

This land belongs
This land belongs
This land belongs to you and me
(Bush)

Oh, and Dick Cheney too
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