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___swollen

oh!sweet tastebuds!

Jul 08, 2006 21:39

michael cera is in a band. soon baileys with a subtle, delicious choc-mint flavour will be hitting a store near me.

um. could my life rule any more?

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___swollen July 8 2006, 12:11:04 UTC

even the CHOC-MINT KIND?

if you say no the choc-mint monster will get you.
(secret: i am the choc-mint monster. are you still scared?)

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___swollen July 8 2006, 12:15:57 UTC

*the choc-mint monster awards you ONE cool point*

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___swollen July 8 2006, 12:18:13 UTC

um NO.

*the choc-mint monster subtracts TWO cool points*

you are now negative cool.

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___swollen July 8 2006, 12:20:09 UTC

it is a long, painful, choc-mint-paved road.

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___swollen July 8 2006, 12:22:47 UTC

it involves crocodiles and venomous spiders.

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___swollen July 8 2006, 12:27:13 UTC

FINE.

YOUR MISSION IS TO HAND-FEED THREE POISONOUS SPIDERS TO A STARVING SALTWATER CROCODILE. IF YOU SURVIVE, YOU WILL BE QUEEN OF COOL. IF YOU DO NOT YOU WILL BE QUEEN OF DEAD.

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___swollen July 8 2006, 12:30:08 UTC

i suppose this is understandable, negative-cool-sarah.

*MORPHS INTO A CHOC-MINT BALL AND ROLLS AWAY INTO THE SUNSET*

unfiltered_ July 8 2006, 13:59:59 UTC

...

*edges slowly away*

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