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wow i haven't updated in a while...
yesterday was a long ass day. i worked 7a-3p but a lot of good people worked so i guess that was okay. expo (handing stuff out of the drive-thru window) almost the whole time. i swear i didn't look alive when i walked in at 7:02. lol... hmm then after work i came home and went over danielles, we watched napoleon dynamite. whooo... but i'll spare you and not quote every other word like everyone else does. i knew half the lines before i even saw the movie. also, after work i went to see phantom of the opera with my mom and my sister. it was good. the main girl was 16 and during the movie my mom said, 'that could be erica.' then when she started making out with the phantom who was played by a 36 year old man she said, 'nevermind.' lol... anyways, i think i'm going to go to danielles basketball game today at 4, i promised her 2 weeks ago that i would make it to atleast one of them. then afterwards, who knows? we'll see. i'm out.
♥
> The Guys' Rules
>
> At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
>
> Finally, the guys' side of the story.
> (I must admit, it's pretty good.)
>
>
> We always hear "the rules"
> from the female side.
> Now here are the rules from the male side.
> These are our rules!
> Please note... these are all numbered "1"
>
> ON PURPOSE!
>
>
>
> 1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
> You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
> We need it up, you ! need it down.
> You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
>
> 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
> or the changing of the tides.
> Let it be.
>
> 1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
> And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
>
> 1. Crying is blackmail.
>
> 1. Ask for what you want.
> Let us be clear on this one:
> Subtle hints do not work!
> Strong hints do not work!
> Obvious hints do not work!
> Just say it!
>
> 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
>
> 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
> That's what we do.
> Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
>
> 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
> See a doctor.
>
> 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
> In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
>
> 1. If you think you're fat, you probably a! re.
> D on't ask us.
>
> 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways
> and one of the ways makes you sad or angry,
> we meant the other one.
>
> 1. You can either ask us to do something
> or tell us how you want it done.
> Not both.
> If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
>
> 1. Whenever possible,
> please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
>
> 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
>
> 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
> Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
> We have no idea what mauve is.
>
> 1. If it itches, it will be scratched! ..
> We do that.
>
> 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"
> we will act like nothing's wrong.
> We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
>
> 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
> expect an answer you don't want to hear.
>
> 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear
> is fine...Really.
>
> 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
> prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
> or monster trucks.
>
> 1. You have enough clothes.
>
> 1. You have too many shoes.
>
> 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
>
> 1. Thank you for reading this.
> Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
> but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.!
>
> Pass this to as many men as you can -
> to give them ! a laugh.
>
> Pass this to as many women as you can -
> to give them a bigger laugh!!!
yesterday was a long ass day. i worked 7a-3p but a lot of good people worked so i guess that was okay. expo (handing stuff out of the drive-thru window) almost the whole time. i swear i didn't look alive when i walked in at 7:02. lol... hmm then after work i came home and went over danielles, we watched napoleon dynamite. whooo... but i'll spare you and not quote every other word like everyone else does. i knew half the lines before i even saw the movie. also, after work i went to see phantom of the opera with my mom and my sister. it was good. the main girl was 16 and during the movie my mom said, 'that could be erica.' then when she started making out with the phantom who was played by a 36 year old man she said, 'nevermind.' lol... anyways, i think i'm going to go to danielles basketball game today at 4, i promised her 2 weeks ago that i would make it to atleast one of them. then afterwards, who knows? we'll see. i'm out.
♥
> The Guys' Rules
>
> At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
>
> Finally, the guys' side of the story.
> (I must admit, it's pretty good.)
>
>
> We always hear "the rules"
> from the female side.
> Now here are the rules from the male side.
> These are our rules!
> Please note... these are all numbered "1"
>
> ON PURPOSE!
>
>
>
> 1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
> You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
> We need it up, you ! need it down.
> You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
>
> 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
> or the changing of the tides.
> Let it be.
>
> 1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
> And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
>
> 1. Crying is blackmail.
>
> 1. Ask for what you want.
> Let us be clear on this one:
> Subtle hints do not work!
> Strong hints do not work!
> Obvious hints do not work!
> Just say it!
>
> 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
>
> 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
> That's what we do.
> Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
>
> 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
> See a doctor.
>
> 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
> In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
>
> 1. If you think you're fat, you probably a! re.
> D on't ask us.
>
> 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways
> and one of the ways makes you sad or angry,
> we meant the other one.
>
> 1. You can either ask us to do something
> or tell us how you want it done.
> Not both.
> If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
>
> 1. Whenever possible,
> please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
>
> 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
>
> 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
> Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
> We have no idea what mauve is.
>
> 1. If it itches, it will be scratched! ..
> We do that.
>
> 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"
> we will act like nothing's wrong.
> We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
>
> 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
> expect an answer you don't want to hear.
>
> 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear
> is fine...Really.
>
> 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
> prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
> or monster trucks.
>
> 1. You have enough clothes.
>
> 1. You have too many shoes.
>
> 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
>
> 1. Thank you for reading this.
> Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
> but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.!
>
> Pass this to as many men as you can -
> to give them ! a laugh.
>
> Pass this to as many women as you can -
> to give them a bigger laugh!!!