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I know every person has those few family members that are the complete opposite of you. I get to spend two days with them next week. YIPPEE. Shoot me now plz kthnx.
When Hurricane Katrina hit I mentioned my Uncle Chris, his wife Theresa (pregnant with a baby girl), and their two daughters Tiffany and Victoria. They were in Mississippi and it was just so bad that last month they moved here to Georgia. Albany to be specific which is like two hours south of us. Ooook let me explain a few things about them.
Number one I haven't seen any of them since I was 6.
Number two they're the insane Mormons where the girls have to have long hair and can only wear certain things. I think the oldest daughter is like 12 or 13 however old you are when in 7th grade and Uncle Chris and Theresa pick out both of the girls clothes, music, movies, reading material. INSANE.
Number three the girls are obsessed with me. I have no clue why. They haven't seen me in what...ten years?? WTF. They've already bought me a christmas present....wttfff.
This is gonna be so freakin akward. Raise your hand if you hate using pretty much a strangers bathroom? RAISES HAND. PLUS my mom and I are sleeping in the girls room on the bottom bunk-bed. Oh yea my paw paw and his hondurain whore wife will be there too. I'm begging my paw paw to get a hotel room. Seriously. I don't wanna ride two hours in a car with that hondurain witch. SPEAK ENGLIIISSSHHH WOMAN. SHOOT ME PLZ :(
and end of rant :)
When Hurricane Katrina hit I mentioned my Uncle Chris, his wife Theresa (pregnant with a baby girl), and their two daughters Tiffany and Victoria. They were in Mississippi and it was just so bad that last month they moved here to Georgia. Albany to be specific which is like two hours south of us. Ooook let me explain a few things about them.
Number one I haven't seen any of them since I was 6.
Number two they're the insane Mormons where the girls have to have long hair and can only wear certain things. I think the oldest daughter is like 12 or 13 however old you are when in 7th grade and Uncle Chris and Theresa pick out both of the girls clothes, music, movies, reading material. INSANE.
Number three the girls are obsessed with me. I have no clue why. They haven't seen me in what...ten years?? WTF. They've already bought me a christmas present....wttfff.
This is gonna be so freakin akward. Raise your hand if you hate using pretty much a strangers bathroom? RAISES HAND. PLUS my mom and I are sleeping in the girls room on the bottom bunk-bed. Oh yea my paw paw and his hondurain whore wife will be there too. I'm begging my paw paw to get a hotel room. Seriously. I don't wanna ride two hours in a car with that hondurain witch. SPEAK ENGLIIISSSHHH WOMAN. SHOOT ME PLZ :(
and end of rant :)