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[___neville___]

I really think this computer thing is going to do me in. Most of the time, I can't even control my wand properly! And now a computer? Oh well, at least the thought of writing about my thoughts and feelings does sound like it could be fun

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[diabolic_davis]

I heard that you died over the summer. I'm rather surprised to see you back. Why aren't you dead? I could've sworn someone told me you died by inhaling your own vomit whilst acutely intoxicated. Unless you're a zombie. Are you a zombie?

[ginny_ginger]

Yes, Neville is a zombie. Well, sort of. He's more like an extra-concentrated ghost crossed with an inferi. It's all a sad state of affairs.

[diabolic_davis]

So he doesn't eat brains?

[ginny_ginger]

Only if they're properly marinated. He thinks they're good with a bit of celery salt and balsamic vinegar, but that's worst case scenario. He prefers them sit over night in a nice, delicate marinade.

[diabolic_davis]

What about crumbed and fried in butter? Or eaten in a sandwich with salt and
pepper and some onions and a slice of cheese? Variety is the spice of life.

[ginny_ginger]

For that, he prefers kidneys.

[dontcallmevinny]

whut
Longbottom is

Thats stoopid.