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[___neville___]

I am so bored at home right now. Gran has me planting a ton of mandrakes in the backyard, just in case our house gets attacked by death eaters. She says the plan is to run outside, put on the ear muffs we have on the back porch and then pull out as many mandrakes as we can. I think it's a great idea, but I'm sick of planting them. I guess it's

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[dm_fugitive]

Brilliant Plan. You should be proud Longbottom...except for the whole posting it on the internet part.

[ginny_ginger]

Well now, it'll serve as a deterrent.

[nymph__tonks]

You're one to talk, dear cousin.

[dm_fugitive]

Please...as if you could gain any useful information from my posts.

[nymph__tonks]

You knever know. You may not slip up, but one of your friends might. You can only stay safe for so long.

[dm_fugitive]

What on earth makes you think I'm safe now

[nymph__tonks]

I don't think you're safe now.

[___neville___]

Ginny is right, Malfoy! You see, it's all part of my master plan. Now, any death eaters that know about the mandrakes will stay away from our house. And those who don't know about them, will die trying to get near our house. Either way, my gran and I are safe. So there.

[dm_fugitive]

Or they might wear earmuffs...and I do hope you're warning all your friends Longbottom, otherwise...

[ginny_ginger]

Why woudl he pull up a mandrake when he had a friend over, Draco? Honestly.

[dm_fugitive]

Mandrakes crawl out of the ground during mating season. Remember how Professor Sprout said she would know they were ready when they started hopping into each others pots?

But hey, if Longbottom wants to decorate his lawn with lethal plants that's his business.

[ginny_ginger]

Oh right. I forget such things. I imagine they'll be more careful than that, don't you?