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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Stephen colbert!

1. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of stephen colbert!
2. The difference between stephen colbert and a village is that stephen colbert does not have a church!
3. People used to believe that dressing their male children as stephen colbert would protect them from evil spirits!
4. Stephen colbert can use only about ten percent of his brain.
5. Scientists have discovered that stephen colbert can smell the presence of autism in children.
6. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of stephen colbert.
7. Stephen colbert cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
8. If you kiss stephen colbert for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
9. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of stephen colbert.
10. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of stephen colbert.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lithuanians!

1. Lithuanians are actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
2. When Lithuanians are swallowed, they will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
3. If Lithuanians were life size, they would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
4. Lithuanians are born white; their pink feathers are caused by pigments in their typical diet of shrimp!
5. The international dialling code for Lithuanians is 672.
6. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Lithuanians.
7. Lithuanians are physically incapable of sticking their tongue out!
8. Never store Lithuanians at room temperature.
9. Antarctica is the only continent without Lithuanians!
10. Lithuanians do not have toes.

Oh boy, I am in need of a life real bad. Living at home is dull. Finally going back to school Sunday, which will be marked by the sharp decrease of entries. Hip hip hooray!