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OMFG17z71n: so hows the baby?
heyx unlovingx: eh its okay. its kickin
OMFG17z71n: kicken?
OMFG17z71n: our baby is like 3, whos are you carrying?
heyx unlovingx: i forgot to tell you. we are having another one...
OMFG17z71n: did this happen when i was drunk?
OMFG17z71n: because it was totally an accident
heyx unlovingx: yeah it did..i cant belive you dont remember! and i was drunk too! ::sigh::
OMFG17z71n: dude i was like check out this hottie, nothing like my amanda, but she's good enough
heyx unlovingx: =-O i dont believe it.
OMFG17z71n: me neither because it was one of the best nights i had
heyx unlovingx: well now we are having ANOTHER kid. wtf am i supposed to do now tinh? you think i can really take care of this baby WITHOUT YOU?! get your ass down here or im gonna have an abortion.
OMFG17z71n: NO
heyx unlovingx: YES.
OMFG17z71n: this one was special
OMFG17z71n: i'll send the money monthly
OMFG17z71n: and come down on vacations
heyx unlovingx: its been 8 and a half months!
heyx unlovingx: im almost due!
heyx unlovingx: and your not gonna be here!
OMFG17z71n: 8 half?
OMFG17z71n: last time i did with you was like 3 months ago
OMFG17z71n: who's baby is it!
heyx unlovingx: wait a minute....
heyx unlovingx: it has to be yours!
heyx unlovingx: cuz the guy was asian.
OMFG17z71n: ..... who was drunk now!
heyx unlovingx: i swear it has to be yours!
heyx unlovingx: thats it, we are getting one of those tests done.
heyx unlovingx: and if its not yours. then im fucked.
OMFG17z71n: none the less i love, and i will raise it like our own
OMFG17z71n: and the baby better look asian so the neighbors wouldnt ask why my child has blonde hair and blue eyes
heyx unlovingx: blonde hair and blue eyes?! who do you think i slept with hmm?!
OMFG17z71n: i dont know you tell me drunky!
heyx unlovingx: drunky?! dont start with the name calling! im the one whos already under enough pressure carrying aruond a baby!
heyx unlovingx: i bet you did it with that chick whats her name behind my back
heyx unlovingx: i know it
OMFG17z71n: no it was you
OMFG17z71n: it was at your party!
heyx unlovingx: i had 2 parties...which one was it?!
OMFG17z71n: listen all i know that it was you
OMFG17z71n: no one could do that thing to me that only you can
heyx unlovingx: you never know! anyone can do that! but i do it way better.
OMFG17z71n: that was your way!
OMFG17z71n: thats something i remember!
heyx unlovingx: okay...im starting to remember now, but thats not the point! we need to find out whos baby this is!
OMFG17z71n: why does it matter?
heyx unlovingx: cuz im having it!
OMFG17z71n: you were sick of me, and had fun
OMFG17z71n: i was loyal to you
OMFG17z71n: but no matter what i will be, and will love that child!
heyx unlovingx: hahahhahaha
heyx unlovingx: we are so gay
OMFG17z71n: lol yea i know