Jul 08, 2005 23:24
Time for the lovely update. I am mainly posting this for Danielle and Desiree.. so they can laugh their ass of, so yes.
+Being the very first ones in line at the Cleveland show.
+Ending up with front row.
+Desiree and I singing horribly off key during 'The World'.
-The stupid bitch next to us.. which we made it a point to annoy her.
+Saw Tony!
-Reel Big Fish's horribly long set. Not so much horrible, fuck.. who plays for 2 hours, though?
+Zolof growing on me.
+Being the only one singing HORRIBLY offkey during The World. EMBARASSING MUCH?!
+PJ thinking me and Danielle were related. Hahahaha.
+Staring at Desiree when her and PJ were talking.. so they both turn around and PJ waves at us.
Eh, I'll just cut to the chase. Time for the quotes. There were a lot of funnies, but pretty much.. they all happened at the Columbus show. I'm stealing some of Danielle's so I make sure I get them all.
+"What was it like graduating with christ?" [on Desiree's old age] -PJ
+"Was he voted most likely to save the earth?" -PJ
+"I snort lines but only off a hookers ass.. and they have to be over 40" -PJ
+"No, I don't do that, I just do crank, off a gay prostitutes ass" -PJ
+"So, I see you guys are still waiting by my dumpster" -PJ
+"What's your name?" -PJ
"That's Slutty D!" -me
"Slutty D?" -PJ
"Yep"
"What's up Slutty D?" -PJ
"Hey" -Danielle
"Sooo, is it true?.." -PJ
+"Wow, you're a real comedian, does that come naturally or something you had to learn?" -PJ
+"How'd it turn out?"
"Oh man, it's so ugly!"
"It's all because of him [PJ]
"You know, you didn't talk all night, and when you decide to, it's an insult towards me"
+"Nobody likes me as their favorite, I'm just the drummer"
"You're my favorite!"
"Really?"
+I like TITS!"
+"Hiiiiiii!" -Tank [Zolof drummer]
"You have the toughest attitude out of the bunch" -Tank to me
"I can't call her that!" -Tank
"You guys are awesome!"
"You guys are so mean to each other" -Tank
"She hates everyone equally!"
"No sluts allowed!" -Danielle on the PJ slut
"STAMP OUT SLUTS. S.O.S"
"Has anyone ever told you, you look like Casey from Hawthorne Heights" -Danielle to Andrew from Zolof.
+Where's the party tonight?" -PJ
"At my house!" -Danielle
"No, it's in Danielle's pants!" -PJ
+"Are you a good dancer?" -PJ
+"I could see her nipple" -PJ
+"Are you two related?" -PJ
+"DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF" -PJ
+Big Old Butt" -Tank
+"That's Slutty D"
"And that's B.O.B.. which stands for Big Old Butt"
*laughing hysterically*
"She likes that"
+"You guys seem to be about the bitches and sluts" -Tank
"I've got ho's in different... area codes"
"You're a whore"
"Yeah! A man whore".
Me and Danielle are going to the Cincinnati show tomorrow. It should be fun times. Duuuuh.
I know this update sucks, but I can't think at the moment.