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Don't mind my jondas(sp?), retarded look here. LOOK I'M YELLOW AND STUPID. Anyways, I was digging in our silverware thing looking for something to break free my microwavable mini-cheese pizza from that dumb plastic wrap (it was disgusting, thank you) and I found this knife. Why is it curved like this? What is it used for? Was it a mistake? Should its knife-mommy have swallowed instead? Should its knife-daddy have pulled out? K, I'm done. Anyways, Who knows. Not me. This knife is a freak of knifey nature.
Bob agrees that this knife is stupid. Look at it. Why would you need it to bend like that?
It's for people to practice stabbing, I'll bet.
I STAB AT THEE.