Think twice before you touch my girl.

[___josilyn]

I woke up and almost went to school. I thought to myself, "This feels wrong." I HAD AN ORTHODONTIST APPOINTMENT YAY! Orthodontist appointments make me feel like shooting myself up the nostril. I remembered evil Dr. H wanted me to bring a parental unit so he could show off what he did to my gums. WOW SIR IT LOOKS AS IF MY GUMS ARE ROTTING, BUT NO! The mesh bracket that the periodontist placed onto my canine after slicing my gums open, used weird glue that tasted like ass (Sure I know what ass tastes like) and has been pulling down gradually with braces has now SURFACED! In four weeks my canine should be in and I won't look like the majority of Oklahomans who have lost their teeth to poor hygiene anymore! In four weeks I get my full set of braces. If you've looked at my teeth up close, you'll notice I have two brackets in front, skip two on each side, then two more brackets. My bottom teeth look straight until you realize the bottom sharp scary teeth are turned sideways so I almost have an underbite. (My boston terrier and I look related.) Dr. Evil... er, "H" said that I should have my braces off by late summer. Yay for that. After the appointment, my dad wouldn't take me to get breakfast. I came home and I didn't want to cook anything. My appointment was at 8:30, I got there at 8:08 and left at 8:15. I cooked a LEAN POCKET BECAUSE MY MOM THINKS I'M FAT and drank a Pepsi that tasted nasty because I haven't had soda in forever. I pulled into the school parking lot at 10:58. My bus for tech is supposed to come at 11:05. Just as I got out of the parking lot to the sidewalk to school, two of the boys from my tech class are walking out. "Hey Josi, come here." After that, an adventure began in a Celica to tech. Since Marshall is a jolly not-so-green giant, I sat in the back because my legs are slightly shorter. Ever been in the back of a Celica? You have to be a contortionist to do so. I sat almost completely sideways. We went to Subway and I got a turkey, lettuce, black olive and mayonaise sandwich on white bread. Oh, and a Sierra Mist, but I threw it away because it tasted nasty BECAUSE SODA TASTES NASTY. SODA IS DEAD TO ME. DEAD. Going down the highway we see two people getting pulled over in a row, we look up... and we see seven cops on motorcycles waiting on an off-ramp. Waiting. Hunting. Those bastards. We salute them with our middle finger and go on, THEN WE SEE MORE COPS. Finger. We counted sixteen of them in a two-mile spread. Speed traps are for cops who can't patrol right. We called our tech friends who we knew were driving and warned them. Tech was cool and I got a 100 on my oral and practical (oooh dirty) and a.. shit, I don't know. It was out of 50 questions and I got .. 43 right? What does that give me? I don't care. I passed. Out of habit I bought a Coca-Cola. I THREW IT AWAY BECAUSE IT WAS DEAD TO ME. We went to Circuit City which is a shitty Ultimate Electronics which is a shitty Best Buy which is a shitty.. well, you know, they're all shitty. We spent forever because Marshall couldn't decide what mouse he wanted. FUCK. THEY'RE ALL OPTICAL AND THEY'RE ALL WIRELESS. PICK YOUR COLOR AND GO. I found him one with 5 buttons and told him to shut up. Men and their buttons. Gee whiz. It looked as if I'd get home 10 minutes later than if I would have ridden the bus as usual. Another speed trap. 5 minutes off. My usual passengers had already left. I drove myself home and made my own dinner WHICH IS A SURPRISE OMG Not.. I'm the best cajun food cook ever... other stuff? Not so much. I make a mean omelette though. Mmm, omelette.

I wanted to go get shoes today. Mmm, shoes. I might go to Wal-Mart to get shoes. It's easy, it's cheap, and it's there-- much like everything in my life. <3

HOOKERSLUT.