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hi, my name is Cookie Monster and I am beautiful.
feed me, i love food, please feed me.
hahahahahahahahaha.
im supa fab-u-lous!!
pop the collar!!
look, i model for hollister.
look at my sexy face!!!
i recently lost like.. 20 million pounds and now im super sexy. even jesus is like jealous of my face.
you know, some of the dogs dogs think im shallow, but in real life i fart and bark all the time.
i know, you're wondering why god gave me this sexy face, its because im the sexiest dog alive.
come on ladies, touch me, im well gifted.
real dogs wear purple and pink
i have a retractable penis the size of a whale!
who says you have to have a black coat to be huge ;D