1. Im in love and its totally great.
Every second of the day makes me want to vomit with love!
2.I got asked to prom by two people yesterday.
ME + PROM = ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?GO KILL YOURSELF!
I'd only go to prom if i could dress up like a zombie.and if i was payed obscene amounts of money.
annnnnd i was on drugs. the end.
3.Then i found out that a girl i dont know has a crush on me.
How scandalous!
It seems that i only attract weirdos,potential serial killers,asians,gangstas,and horny lesbians.
But hey, i'm not complaining.
wait, yeah i am.
I guess i've just been puttin' out the vibe lately.