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l a a h x x x: i'm going to write a book: "how I created the universe" by Leah Harvey GOD
l3riansafag: pg. 1 Alright so i have a pile of mud, im tired, bored and i make some dude
l a a h x x x: lol!
l3riansafag: pg. 2 pretty good looking, deserves some chick, a horny guy with a bunch of animals...not good
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l3riansafag: pg. 3 So i some how rip his rib or something and now theres some sexy lady he can spend some along time with
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l a a h x x x: andrez is writing my book for me
l3riansafag: pg. 4 So there are a bunch of trees around and instead of taking out the one i dont want them to touch, i leave it there and tell them not to touch it
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l3riansafag: pg. 5 the lady was all persuaded by this pimped snake...coinsidece? anyways, she took the friggin apple, and goes to see that one dude
l a a h x x x: OMG! LOL!
l3riansafag: pg. 6 so with her sexy body, the guys a wuss and goes and takes the apple
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l3riansafag: pg. 7 Instead of listening to my sweet pimped awesomeness, they have to listen to a friggin snake with wings, whats with that?
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l3riansafag: pg. 8 I get mad and make them have something...i kinda forgot
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l3riansafag: pg. 9 i turn that snake into a worm...thats the size of a snake...with...well, just a snake with out wings
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l3riansafag: pg. 10 I get a little tipsy with the angels, had some party and all that, all the pimps and playas were there, it was crazy, you had to have been there\
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l3riansafag: pg. 11 well, i just remember the two kids getting clothes and humilated or something and they had like...some sons and daughers
l a a h x x x: (you know how that works out)
l3riansafag: pg. 12 because theyre all sick in the head, they all managed to make 100 bigillion zillion peoples
l3riansafag: (uh...some bible and family talking)
l a a h x x x: eww lol (jesus do tehy ever quit!)
l3riansafag: pg. 13 Well, everyone forgets what happened and .... they got their own earth, unable to take the delicous fruit and stuff since they ate the apple
l3riansafag: pg. 14 Something bad happens, i have a kick ass son, and something good happens, but then something bad happens
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l3riansafag: pg 15 Well im comming back later, i dunno when, i kinda wanna spook em out, ill just take all the good loyal people and all the bad people that dont believe in me will stay on earth
l3riansafag: pg 16 there they will have a horrible time for like...seven years?
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l3riansafag: pg. 17 and thats my entry for today, love you journal good night
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l a a h x x x: niice
l a a h x x x: part two: THE JESUS STORY!
l3riansafag: dun dun dunnnnnn
l a a h x x x: WOOO!
l a a h x x x: JEBUS!
l a a h x x x: pg.1 ooook...so i noticed that everyone on that funny little blue planet had some kind of kid..and i wanted one to..and, HELL, i'm God..so I can knock up anybody and get away with it, right?
l a a h x x x: pg.2 so i sent my dawg, gabrielle to go get this HOT ASS chick...mary and he was all like,"you got a baby....from God" and she was like,"......SHIT." so she put out her cigarette and went to work
l a a h x x x: pg.3 so, mary..had the kid...(jesus)
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l a a h x x x: and all that cool stuff so all the 3 main pimps of bethlehem gave him some awesome stuff ..like a ps3 and taht new x box....he really enjoyed that...and this awesome drummer with no name played with the 3 pimps. and it was the best concert of all time...litterally.
l a a h x x x: so i decided to call that day..christmas....cause jesus' name was jesus christ
l a a h x x x: and mas was just cool so yeah
l a a h x x x: pg.4 a few days later mary claims i don't pay child support and whatever..SO a few years later...the kid gets all scared and he decides to die and i'm like,"wtf? get your ass back there! they need you" and we argued for a good 3 days and he finally went back and there were a few raves cause of that
l a a h x x x: i can't think of anymore
l3riansafag: lol
l3riansafag: just a second
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l3riansafag: back
l3riansafag: oh you forgot
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l3riansafag: pg 5 the kid was like 12 and he turned 30 something in like an instant
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l3riansafag: pg 6 he was like...woah
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l3riansafag: pg. 7 Jews thought that the kid, trapped in a man's body, was like...all...not good...
l3riansafag: so he killed him cause he was horrible
l3riansafag: pg. 8 the kids was all pimped and he was like "its aight, just makes dese foo's bad sins an' junk jus' go 'way"
l3riansafag: pg. 9 so i was like, woah, you're one pimped son
l3riansafag: pg 10. Something happened and he like...lived again
l3riansafag: pg 11 yay
l3riansafag: pg 12 we called this day easter
l a a h x x x: WOO!
l3riansafag: pg 13 everything was good...and i kinda got tipsy again, too much to drink, and ...i forgot...
l3riansafag: pg 13 everything was good...and i kinda got tipsy again, too much to drink, and ...i forgot...
l3riansafag: (lol a whole page on "yay"
l3riansafag: )
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