Aug 17, 2008 13:05
Why do I forget how fucking awful and uneventful the balloon festival is every year? ha ha, just about every year I get talked into going and I'm thoroughly unentertained.
And those inconsiderate assholes always try to land in the hayfields.
"HEY, WE JUST PANCAKED $100 OF FULLY GROWN HAY CROP, HERE'S A TEN DOLLAR BOTTLE OF WINE! THAT'LL COVER IT RIGHT!? HEY, WHY DO YOU LOOK UPSET?"
GTFO BALLOON RIDERS.