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Come on MTV, You know you love me!Play my new video"I'm Legal".
Fuck me in the ass and I'll think about.
Do it, He'll buy you some of these(tits), otherwise fuck you carson you're hung like a ken doll.
Hey! Come be a guest on my show!
I HATE MYSELF.
Want some painkillers?I'll hit on you afterwards.
Hey, I take offense to that...
No, I don't want any of your pudding.Me fat. I'm oprah winfrey.
Bitch, we run the talk show syndicate.
Hey, You wanna talk like that come on my show. I'll show you some security guards to let you feel safe for yelling obscenities
and remember I'm judge joe brown.
Yeah...like my dicks brown.
I wake up and I'm a negro.
Occasionally I'm white.
Mad hood, yo.
Jesus, Save this boy.
Umm I think we have a problem here.
Do we have a problem, here.
OMG! like who's john lennon anyway?
We have eating disorders and drugs habits too
I've been immortalized.
Strawberry fields forever?
Berries, give me the shits.
We're real Queer bears.