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Since I'm way too drunk to even begin to understand rationality I'm going to engange in immature MYSPACE WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can understand cheating on me. I'm not so aesthetically pleasing these days. But, why him? WHY WITH SOMEONE SO INTELLECTUALLY DEVOID AND POSSIBLY RETARDED AS THIS WALKING BIRTH DEFECT?
I MEAN SURE, HE PROBABLY DOES KNOW A LOT OF THINGS, VERY IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE WHRE TO GET THE BEST CHRON NUGS, DUDEBRO, AND WHAT TYPE OF SRH SHIRTS ARE IN THIS SUMMER.But if those are the things you find meaningful I suggest you break the emergency glass and cut off your fucking head right now. But you know, I can't really give him much shit. At least he knows how to give you symmetrical hickeys.
And I mean, come on, he looks smart. reallll smart.
If you're going to cheat on me at least do it with someone with an IQ bigger than their shoe size.
I can understand cheating on me. I'm not so aesthetically pleasing these days. But, why him? WHY WITH SOMEONE SO INTELLECTUALLY DEVOID AND POSSIBLY RETARDED AS THIS WALKING BIRTH DEFECT?
I MEAN SURE, HE PROBABLY DOES KNOW A LOT OF THINGS, VERY IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE WHRE TO GET THE BEST CHRON NUGS, DUDEBRO, AND WHAT TYPE OF SRH SHIRTS ARE IN THIS SUMMER.But if those are the things you find meaningful I suggest you break the emergency glass and cut off your fucking head right now. But you know, I can't really give him much shit. At least he knows how to give you symmetrical hickeys.
And I mean, come on, he looks smart. reallll smart.
If you're going to cheat on me at least do it with someone with an IQ bigger than their shoe size.