Update

[___brianalolz]

The crazy girl isn't pregnant. I knew that from the get go, but it's still nice to get some peace of mind. Christian passed that test with flying colors, as he does every test. I think you guys just might be surprised at what I do next.

Comments

[______emilyanne]

I knew it was a sham! That girl can suck it!

[___brianalolz]

It had scam written all over it. But she refuses to give me her spare set of keys so I'm often locked up like a princess in a tower.

[__mouse]

mrs. christian perhaps?!

[lcookz]

^ That was my guess.

[___brianalolz]

You guys have a wild immagination.

[lcookz]

I sincerely doubt anything you do could surprise me. Maybe if you got a sex change, started chewing gum, or joined the German army I would raise an eyebrow.

[___brianalolz]

I don't know, I think by now you should know I always have new ideas to surprise y'all. Getting married is too easy, you know I already want to do that based on citizenship.

[brandixbear]

WHAT A BITCH!

[___brianalolz]

Yeah, now she refuses to give the apartment keys back. Some bitches just don't quit.