So in short....

[___bastard]

Friday:
surprise
sparks
friends
beer bongs
tequila
shots
birthday cake
porn
puking
7-11
drunk driving
mikes hard lemonade
perfect moments
scary moments

Saturday:
hung over
balloons
driving
driving
DC
horrible bands
daycare swindlers
creepy movie

Sunday:
leaving that body
baby
weirdness.