YOU KNOWWW. EPETEY!
anonymous
March 23 2006, 03:07:22 UTC
Dear Sarah
You make me wet ;-). You should stop doing that because I jazzed in my boxers like 6 times last week and I keep needing to go get new ones. Someday I will be a woman. You = the tits. If I saw you now I'd probably get the biggest woody of my life, yes, I said woody. I would build a cave (AFS lyrics, minus the just) just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my penis shaft. If I could sing you any song it would be something screamo ;-). We could drink liby's juicy juice under the stars. My love for you is like that of a gay male's tongue for the tight ass of a male living in San Francisco.
You make me awesome peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. You should use a little less jelly next time. Someday I will buy you some fluff. You = awesome sandwich maker. If I saw you now I'd go find some bread. I would build a sandwich making kitchen just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my jelly-spreading knives. If I could sing you any song it would be Peaaaaanut, peaaaanut butter, and jelly! From Barney!. We could drink a glass of milk under the stars. My love for you is like that of jelly's for peanut butter.
Love, Lil tee
(P.S. Make me a sandwich, bitch)
P.P.S. I'll leave you a real one when you're gone :)
You make me _sick_______. You should __die_____. Someday I will __kill you____. You = __dog shit______. If I saw you now I'd ___prob throw up_______. I would build a __bomb_____ just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my ___ass_______. If I could sing you any song it would be ___nothing. youre not worth this beautiful voice______. You could drink _rat poison________ under the stars. My love for you is like that of ____how flies love dog shit________.
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You make me wet ;-). You should stop doing that because I jazzed in my boxers like 6 times last week and I keep needing to go get new ones. Someday I will be a woman. You = the tits. If I saw you now I'd probably get the biggest woody of my life, yes, I said woody. I would build a cave (AFS lyrics, minus the just) just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my penis shaft. If I could sing you any song it would be something screamo ;-). We could drink liby's juicy juice under the stars. My love for you is like that of a gay male's tongue for the tight ass of a male living in San Francisco.
Love,
Your second best friend.
(P.S. Hooters Air in two days, BABY.)
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that made me "laugh out loud. laugh out loud. laugh out loud. roll on floor laughing."
soooooooooooooooo goood !! :) :)
TWO DAYS !!
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I loved yours :)
except for the last part.
YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH A SKANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK !!!
but I love you anways :) ♥
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You make me awesome peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. You should use a little less jelly next time. Someday I will buy you some fluff. You = awesome sandwich maker. If I saw you now I'd go find some bread. I would build a sandwich making kitchen just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my jelly-spreading knives. If I could sing you any song it would be Peaaaaanut, peaaaanut butter, and jelly! From Barney!. We could drink a glass of milk under the stars. My love for you is like that of jelly's for peanut butter.
Love,
Lil tee
(P.S. Make me a sandwich, bitch)
P.P.S. I'll leave you a real one when you're gone :)
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you are so weirrrd.
But I love you, none the less :) ♥
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our talk was gooood :)
and we definatly have to hang out soon !! ♥
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Love,
__adam_____________
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you're probably the sweetest boy ever !
thank you !
....asshole.
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