According to Shmurf, my name is "Mrs. Stabby" and my husband, Mr. Stabby frequently drowns puppies in local pools.
She's even got the "Mrs. Stabby Theme Song". It's great.
Aubrie (who I love to bits and should write more fics) made a DugeraPop comic just for me, kuz I'm that cool! Go look at her other comics on her Deviantart page. "VIVA LA OMG!" is my favorite!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bam_ryan_otp/291530.html