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Doug pushes a body bag on a gurney into the elevator and pushes the button.
J.D. Voiceover: After trying to get out of the hospital vertically, I decidedto go the horizontal route... hiding in a body bag.
J.D.: [muffled by the body bag] Can you press "Lobby" please?
Doug shrieks in terror. He grabs the fire extenguisher off the wall and begins pummeling the J.D. on the head.
J.D.: Oww! Oww! Owwww! [He unzips himself out of the bag] DOUG! Why are you hitting me?!!
Doug: Because I thought you were a dead guy coming back to life!
J.D.: [bewildered] Then why were you HITTING ME?!!
Doug: [in tears] Dead people should stay dead!
J.D. Voiceover: After trying to get out of the hospital vertically, I decidedto go the horizontal route... hiding in a body bag.
J.D.: [muffled by the body bag] Can you press "Lobby" please?
Doug shrieks in terror. He grabs the fire extenguisher off the wall and begins pummeling the J.D. on the head.
J.D.: Oww! Oww! Owwww! [He unzips himself out of the bag] DOUG! Why are you hitting me?!!
Doug: Because I thought you were a dead guy coming back to life!
J.D.: [bewildered] Then why were you HITTING ME?!!
Doug: [in tears] Dead people should stay dead!